Hey Ladies, Get Funky

This anole knows the real secret to picking up ladies in the yard is inflating a glowing, bubblegum-pink throat pouch to maximum capacity. Perched atop a stylized textured branch like he’s about to drop the hottest disco album, he’s got bright yellow dandelions for atmosphere and a dramatic splash of hot magenta paint for pure stage presence. He’s green, he’s lean, and he is 100% convinced every lizard in a three-block radius is swooning.